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A Word With Berto

An Exercise in Ambiguity

Created on 2003-08-21 13:29:28 (#1271391), last updated 2007-06-07

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Name:Berto
Birthdate:11-26
Location:Tallahassee/Miami, Florida, United States
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Some days I feel blue...so I concentrate all the hate in my body into a hot beam of energy and project it from my eyes at children and old women; at which point I engage in intravenus drug abuse and unprotected sex with several prostitutes (all wearing paper masks made to look like Mother Teresa), and defecate into the nearest "Hurricane Katrina Relief Fund" container.

Those days are called Mondays.
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